Личное дело №1312
Case file of one Slav Cheebs. Declassified for the timeline. Every date below is real and sourced. The jokes are ours.
The word
Folk etymology traces “gopnik” to G.O.P., a city welfare society that sheltered the poor. “Gop-stop” still means a mugging. Cheebs does not do gop-stop. Cheebs does gop-hold.
The uniform
The Soviet team wears Adidas tracksuits at the Moscow Olympics. The stripes stay on the block for the next forty years.
The squat and the seeds
Rest на кортах, heels flat, never on the cold ground. Crack семки, spit the shells. The squatting Slav goes worldwide and peaks in 2017.
Slav Cat
A cat head on a man in a tracksuit appears on iFunny as “Minecraft slav cat”. Nobody can explain the Minecraft part. Nobody tries.
The face
Balltze, a real Shiba Inu, becomes a Reddit legend on r/dogelore. That smug little face is the one Cheebs wears today.
Slav Cheebs
An Instagram meme page puts that face on the tracksuit. Slav Cheebs is born. 24,000 likes in five months. The block has a mascot.
The West finds out
Slav Cheebs hits r/dankmemes as a reaction image: 44,600 upvotes in five days. Adidas: business is booming.
Balltze falls asleep
The real dog behind the face passes away. His family wrote that he “fell asleep”. Thank you for the face, legend. We wear it with respect.
$CHEEBS
Слав Чибс launches on pump.fun with the curve paired to DOGE. Buy $CHEEBS, get $DOGE.
The account
@slav_cheeb opens with “Finally, @russia approves cypto”. The typo stays. Поехали!
Sources: Know Your Meme: Slav Cat / Slav Cheebs, Know Your Meme: Balltze, the face, Wikipedia: Gopnik, ru.meming.world: Slav Cheebs, on-chain data for the token.
Доска почёта
The honor board. Best workers of the block, from the dev and from the timeline. Tap a portrait to open it.
Made a better one? Post it with $CHEEBS and tag @slav_cheeb.
Семки
Every gopnik starts with sunflower seeds. Tap Cheebs to crack one. Rise from recruit to authority. Turn on hardbass and every tap counts twice.
0 семок cracked
In your pocket: 0 семок. Lads cost seeds, rank never drops.
Rank: Новобранец (recruit)
No lads yet. Crack 25 семок to call one.
Progress lives in this browser only.
Членский билет
Join the voluntary sports society «Чибс». Type your name, get your card, post it. Your rank comes from your seeds.
Разговорник
Phrasebook for visitors to the block. Learn these before you enter the подъезд.
- брат brat
- Brother. What you call every holder.
- давай davay
- Come on, let’s go. Said before every buy.
- поехали poyekhali
- “Let’s go!” What Gagarin said at liftoff. What we say at the bonding curve.
- на кортах na kortakh
- In the squat. The resting position of the block.
- семки semki
- Sunflower seeds. Crack, spit, repeat.
- гоп-стоп gop-stop
- A mugging. What happens to jeets in the stairwell.
- пацаны patsany
- The lads. The whole gang.
- подъезд podyezd
- The stairwell of a panel block. Head office.
- блин blin
- Pancake. Also “damn”. Said when the chart dips.
- сука блять suka blyat
- Not translated on a family website.
Как вступить
How to join the gang in four steps.
Get a wallet
Phantom, Solflare, or any Solana wallet.
Fill it up
Put SOL in it. The block accepts all comrades.
Open pump.fun
Use the button below, or paste the CA. Check the CA ends in pump.
Squat and hold
Crack seeds. Let the whole gang eat.
Пятилетка
The five-year plan. Checked on-chain on 20 Oct 2026.
- 1,000,000,000
- Total supply. Fixed. Like the plan.
- Mint revoked
- Nobody prints more. Unlike the 90s.
- Freeze revoked
- Nobody freezes your bag. Only winter does.
- 0% tax
- Token-2022 with metadata only. No transfer fee.
- Paired with DOGE
- The pump.fun curve quotes in DOGE. Buy $CHEEBS, get $DOGE.
График
The chart. Up is good. Down is “blin”.
The chart loads when you get here.